If the problem on Wall Street was an actual disease affecting a human, what would it be?

human disease
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Would the economy be suffering from a flu? AIDS? Syphilis? What’s the most accurate metaphor?

And in this current crisis, what are the best ways I can make my checks stretch like giraffe necks? Thanks!

Anxiety Cure?

4 Comments so far

  1. Judy on July 21st, 2009

    Diahreah.
    The gvt keeps trying to put a diaper on it, but it keeps running out the sides.

  2. Kay on July 23rd, 2009

    Cancer. You can survive if you catch it early, cut it off and treatment thereafter.
    To stretch your checks, buy only things you “need” not “want.” Find cheaper prices when you shop. Don’t charge credit card. Keep yourself debt free.

  3. Judy on July 23rd, 2009

    Leech infestation?

  4. ROBERT R..... on July 25th, 2009

    The Black Death.

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